Eating Meditation

“Strengths” first caught my attention for being the longest English word with only one vowel.

Longest, that is, in number of letters. There are other ways of measuring lengths.

Nowadays, if we ask such a question on any Internet forum like Quora, while forgetting to specify letter-count, there’s no shortage of people to remind us that lots of words can be made as long or longer by drawing out their pronunciation.

“Om”, the sacred sound used in mantra-chanting meditation, traditionally is held and stretched out to very long intervals. Sound-wise, it’s surely a longer word – with only one vowel.

There are, however, nine letters in “strengths”, of which only one is a vowel. Measured that way, I don’t know of another word that long.

That depends on whether we count expressions like “shh”, “brr”, “mmm-mmm”, and the like. I count them. But not everyone would.

Disregarding vowel number, are there any other one-syllable words as long as “strengths”? Yes, quite a few – words like “screeched”, “scratched”, and “stretched”, also with nine letters.

There also are at least two 10-letter one-syllable words: “schmaltzed” and “scraunched”. The former means “gave a sentimental atmosphere to”; the latter, “crunched” or “made a crushing noise”.

“Schtroumpfed” has been proposed as a 12-letter word with only one syllable. Let’s disallow it, however, since it turns out to have been imported from the fictitious Smurf language. (Might we also count Klingon words?)

More plausibly, “squirrelled” has been suggested as an 11-letter one-syllable word. (Note the double “l”, which is an acceptable alternative to the more common single-“l” spelling.) If we accept it, this would make it probably the longest such English word.

The question is whether “squirrelled” has one syllable or two. Its proponents argue that it has only one because it rhymes perfectly with “whirled”, “world”, “curled”, “girl”, and other words usually considered as having only one syllable.

I agree that “squirrelled” rhymes precisely with “world” and the like, having the same number of syllables. My problem is that to my ear, all these words have two syllables, not one.

My critics might scoff, insisting that this (mis)perception of mine simply reflects my linguistic roots in the American South. Here (they sneer), we pronounce “y’all” as a three-syllable word, stretching it out with that Southern drawl for which we are famous.

In the most refined form of British English (called RP, for “received pronunciation), “squirrelled” is definitely pronounced with two syllables. Some say the single-syllable version characterizes lower-class dialects of English (such as those found in America).

In my confusion, I turned to an interesting website called HowManySyllables.com. It lists “whirled”, “world”, and “curled” as having one syllable each. But it counts two syllables in “squirrelled”. Why the disparity? I’m not sure. Whatever the right number, I remain convinced they should be the same.

Be that as it may, “strengths” is a hard word to say aloud. It’s that pesky “ngths” combination (also troublesome in “lengths”). Our tongues may feel tempted to drop the “g”, leaving “strenths”, or to change the “th” to a simple “t” (“strengts”). Fight the temptation!

It’s also a bit hard to type – for me, anyway. My fingers keep reversing the order of the letters in “th”, prompting my spell-checker to squawk about “strenghts”.

Finally, I was amazed to discover that the letters in “strengths” can be reshuffled to produce a meaningful anagram: “GSR tenths”. Or can it? That depends on whether we allow GSR as a word. (It’s the standard medical acronym for “galvanic skin response”.)

(This article is part of my series on words that are #worth1000pictures.)